| Mama is ninety-three years old. She often
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| | to keep in touch. I thought this would be
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| scolds me for being forgetful.
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| | the perfect way to get her name, so I
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| "Lord-a-mercy, Young'un," she'll say,
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| | said, "oh, you'll need to give me your
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| shaking her head at me. "I'll declare if
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| | phone number." She smiled and waved it
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| you wouldn't forget your rear end and
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| | away as she rounded the pork 'n' bean
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| leave it in the chair if it wasn't
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| | aisle. "I'm in the phone book. "Some
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| already in your pants."I don't get angry
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| | people are good with dates. I'm not. The
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| at her for scolding me. For one thing, at
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| | only date I can remember is the one my
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| my age, it's nice to be called a
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| | sister set me up with. Boy was he
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| "young'un" and in the second place she's
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| | a...oops, wrong kind of date. Now where
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| right. I can't remember my own phone
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| | was I? Oh yes...My birth year is about
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| number some days.Like the other day when
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| | the only date I can remember. Sometimes I
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| I wrote a check at the store and the
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| | have to count backward to figure out my
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| cashier asked to see my driver's
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| | age.And don't you hate it when someone
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| license." ...or, just give me your
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| | asks, "What was the name of that song,
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| driver's license number if know it. I
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| | movie, book, person..." or whatever they
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| need to write it on your check."After I
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| | are trying to remember? This makes me
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| got up off the floor and stopped
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| | crazy. If they had not asked me, I
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| laughing, I handed her my driver's
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| | probably would've remembered it. But
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| license. She must have been kidding.
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| | since they put me on the spot, my brain
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| Right?According to an article I read from
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| | keeps getting a 404 page-not-found error.
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| The American Academy of Family
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| | Then I spend the entire night in
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| Physicians."Beginning when you're in your
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| | sleepless anguish, trying to remember it.
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| 20s, you begin to lose brain cells a few
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| | And then it comes to me all of a sudden
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| at a time. Your body also starts to make
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| | when I'm least expecting it, like in the
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| less of the chemicals your brain cells
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| | middle of a church service or while I'm
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| need to work. The older you are, the more
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| | waiting in line at the bank. Then I get
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| these changes can affect your memory.
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| | all these funny looks from strangers when
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| Aging may affect memory by changing the
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| | I jump up and down and yell out the
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| way your brain stores information and by
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| | answer.My doctor's office started a new
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| making it harder to recall stored
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| | service a few months ago. Now they call
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| information. "Could this be sort of like
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| | the day before and confirm the
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| when your computer's hard disk needs
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| | appointments for the following morning.
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| defragmenting? I think something happens
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| | I'm really glad of this for it helps me
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| to our memory files after we pass the
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| | remember to not forget to show up.
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| forty year/five million mile marker,
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| | However, it may not be a service at all.
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| whichever comes first. I always say mine
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| | Maybe I'm the only one they call?Mega
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| is neither age nor mileage. It's all
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| | Memory, a new product on the market
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| those sudden stops that have worn me
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| | developed by a gentleman named Kevin
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| down. Too bad we can't just run scan
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| | Trudeau claims to teach techniques that
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| disk, defrag, then reboot our brains.I
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| | stimulate neurotransmitters in your brain
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| miss my mind. I really do. I miss the old
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| | to instantly increase your memory and
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| days when I could remember everything I
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| | mental capacity. There are also a
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| needed to buy at the market without
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| | gazillion different pills and potions and
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| making a list. Now I even have to take a
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| | oceans of lotions that claim to aid in
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| pencil with me and mark off each item as
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| | memory enhancement.I keep buying them...I
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| I place it in my shopping cart, otherwise
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| | just can't remember where I put
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| I come home with ten jars of peanut
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| | them!Leeuna Foster has been writing for
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| butter.I bumped into an old friend of
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| | two decades. Her fiction and poetry have
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| mine the other day while at the grocery
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| | won several awards. She is also a regular
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| store. (thank goodness she wasn't
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| | contributer to StoryTime Tapestry and a
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| injured.) We were exclaiming over how
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| | syndicated columnists. Her latest book,
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| long it had been since we had seen one
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| | Hangin' With the Rednecks is now
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| another. All the while I kept thinking
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| | available in print or in ebook form.
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| 'Who in heaven's name IS this person?' I
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| | Visit her website for details on how to
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| should have remembered her, but for the
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| | purchase your copy...don't wait for the
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| life of me I could not remember her name.
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| | movie!
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| We chatted for a few minutes and promised
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