Volvo - Impossible to Crash?

Ok time for my weekly rant. Today I was driving avictim of the credit crunch and there'd be no more
considerable distance to have my eyes tested (mycars to buy. Quite the opposite. The new Volvo
uncle is my optician but I won't bore you with theXC60 is a soft-roader (that'll be a 4 x 4 that goes on
details) which in itself was going to take up athe school run but no-where else) that aims to keep
considerable percentage of the day. This is of coursethe company streets ahead of its rivals who have
before you factor in the traffic police, theircaught up with their prized safety technology.
procedures and rubber neckers. Yep someTo outline just how much Volvo prioritises safety,
unfortunate fellow in a Volvo appeared to have hadthe company were the first to fit head restraints,
an altercation with another Volvo driver and thethree point seatbelts, child locks, seatbelt reminder
grass verge alongside the motorway was litteredbuzzers and daytime running lights. Volvo also
with more Swedish parts than Ikea.employed a research division to visit every crash
Thankfully both drivers were fine, but then theywithin a hundred mile distance of the factory in
would be in a Volvo. After all safety and Volvo goSweden to analyse what had hurt the occupants in
together like speed and Ferrari. Not as exciting Ithe crash and what could be done to prevent it from
grant you, but I know which I'd rather be in when Ihappening again. Their latest breakthrough clearly is
plough into a tree at 70mph. Anyhow, I digress. Mynot a fad.
issue today was not with the accident itself - itThe system in the XC60 is called City Safety and it
wasn't deliberate, hence why they're called accidentsinvolves sensors on the car that will automatically
- but with the traffic police that decided that despitestart the car braking if the distance to the car in
only half of the slow lane being affected they'd closefront gets worryingly close. Just remember the
the entire motorway.system is called City Safety because it is intended to
Surely common sense would say that once the policework at 20mph or below, so don't use this as an
arrived on the scene with both drivers not pickingendorsement to show off to your friends that your
their limbs up from the central reservation, that atcar will brake unassisted because you'll more than
most a single lane should be cordoned off, thereforelikely end up in the back of the car in front until you
slowing the traffic down, but keeping it flowing all theread the handbook. That said, car insurers are
same whilst the debris was cleared. Not so, in fact Iconsidering a 25% discount to all XC60 owners, so
waited for two hours whilst the police flashed theirconfident are they that the technology will be a
lights and sat in their cars, before we were allowedsuccess.
to get going again.There are also amber lights on the mirrors that flash
Of course once the first few rows of cars set off,like crazy if you stray out of lane - an enhancement
the rest wanted to see all there was to see andon Citroen's idea which involved the drivers' seat
crawled past the stricken vehicles at 1mph, strainingvibrating which no doubt led to many women
their necks and mumbling to themselves. Now I'ddeliberately straying out of lane. It's refreshing that in
understand your scepticism about how I know soa car world where electronic developments are
much about the crash if I: a) wasn't involved and b)normally reserved for quicker gear changes or more
didn't strain a look myself. Valid point made, howeverbass on your Sat Nav/In-car Cinema/Gaming Console
whilst I was stuck to the car in fronts bumper atoptional extra, that Volvo have put their knowledge
1mph screaming for him to get a move on, it wasto something that could very well revolutionise road
pretty hard not to see the situation as I went past.safety.
Not content with saving the lives of those that doHopefully they'll reward their current customers with
have shunts like the above, Volvo now believe theya few versions to trial. I can recommend two drivers
can stop a crash happening at all. At first I thoughtin need of new Volvos.
this was a coded message that they were the latest