The Mystery of the Left Lane

So, I have been on the road a lot, used to drive anlong. Where did you join the interstate traffic?
18 wheeler for a living, a Peterbilt I might say. In my- F: After you joined the traffic in question (E), which
truck driving days, we are going back about 19lane did you go into right away?
years, I have dealt with a lot of traffic. It was- G. You are driving on the interstate (3 lanes 1 way)
reasonable at that time and people had respect forand your exit is coming up a 1/4 mile ahead of you.
the other road user, well most of them did. ThatHow many lanes do you cross to get to the exit.
respect made it a whole lot easier to go to work- H. You are coming up to a red light, could be
every day. Work that mostly was 15 to 20 hoursanywhere, there is 2 lanes and the left lane has 6
long. The majority was driving but a lot of time wascars stopped and the right lane none. Which lane do
spent loading and unloading in various weatheryou stop in?
conditions. In the summer time us truck drivers had- I. You are driving on a 2 lane road which goes into
to deal with vacationing tourists and in the winter4 lanes. Which lane do you change into?
time it was snow and ice. Quite challenging. Never had- J. You are coming home from work and park your
one accident and never cause one either. Did up acar. You do not have a garage, but have a driveway.
bunch of experience in regards to weather conditionsWhere do you park your car?
and driving habits and most important courtesy andYou have read the 10 questions and you probably
comradery. I always say every car driver should gogave all the answers. The answers you gave on
drive an 18 wheeler for a year, it will teach thempaper might be different thenthe actual actions you
common sense.take when driving. The answers listed below are the
After about a million and a half miles and 7 years Iactual actions of over 70% of the driving public.
said bye-bey to the road (long haul) and startedThe percentage is made up of the behavior I see
driving locally so icould be home with the wife andfrom the 10 cars I see nearest to me when driving
kids. Over the years I realized people were gettingto work.
shorter nerves and bigger tempers when itcame to- A: LEFT
driving; not a good combination so I said bye-bye to- B: LEFT
the city driving after 6 years and traded my air ride- C: LEFT
seat foran office chair with the same company.- D: LEFT
Well, that was really hard to get used to; no fresh- E: The first 100 yards of the ramp
air, no frozen fingers, no open road and less- F: LEFT
freedom, but I did get ahandle on it. By the way,- G: At least 1, but probably 2
never been a day sick in my life untill I started- H: LEFt
working in an office. Oh, most important thingwas- I: You dont change lanes, you stay in the LEFT
that I quitt smoking, a very wise decision. But now- J: In your driveway.
we are getting of subject, this is about drivers andIs it ignorance, stupidity or just laziness? Or is it all 3?
their sillyways.Maybe we should put up more signs that read: KEEP
Still doing lots of miles, 30 each way back and forthRIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS.
to the office. This is when I noticed the change inWhy would you choose a lane with 6 cars in it over
driving habits andthe apparent inexperience of mostone that has none? Why use 1/4 of the onramp
drivers. And I must admit it really bothers me.when you can use the wholelenght and join with the
What I see drivers do on the road is unbelievable andsame speed? Why stay in the left lane when there is
I really do not know how they ever got their license.still 5 miles in the right? Why do you have tocut over
The very first change that has to be made is making1 or 2 lanes to make your exit? Why not change into
driving lessons by driving schools mandatory.the right lane when it is there and empty? Why do
The second change is to make the minimum drivingyou park inyour driveway and not in your neighbours
age 18 years old. Now I know I am hitting a sorewhen you do everything else opposite?
bone here, but really there is no other way to getWhy does this bother me so much. Hey I have the
some sense in people and to save lives.right lane all to my self, but it just puzzles me how
I will do a little test for you drivers here. A commonpeople just do whateverthe other does and not
sense reality check if you'd like. Think what youeven think for themselves, or even worse do not
would do in thesituation mentioned and answer theeven notice what is going on around them. It bothers
question honestly.me because these "left laners" promote roadrage!
- A. You are driving in the city on a 4 lane (2 eachSo see, I would not want to be a professional driver
way) street at 10pm and coming up to a red light atanymore in todays zoo. Which brings me to my
an intersection. The traffic is light. Which lane are yousecond last question: Whydo you DO go in the right
in when you come to a stop?lane just in front of a tractor trailer trying to stop for
- B. Same situation as above but now at 7 am. Whicha light. Why? Stupiditycomes to mind here.
lane are you in when you come to a stop?My last question before closing is: Why do you stay
- C. You are driving on a four lane road, which lanebehind 10 cars in the LEFT lane on the freeway when
are you in?the right lane isempty but do try to go around a
- D. You are driving on another four lane road,tractor trailer in the LEFT lane who actually is passing
heading out of town. 5 miles ahead of you the foursomebody?
lane goes into a 2 lane. What lane are you in now?Please people, do think about these questions and
(still 5 miles to go).answers, it might just save a live or two.
- E. You are approaching the on ramp to theAnd please do not drink and drive or phone and drive.
interstate, traffic is normal, and the on ramp is a mileHave a great trip!